I swear I am not making this up.

For those of you who just can't wait for Dave Barry's annual Bad Gift Guide, I present you with this suggestion from our coupon section in Sunday's newspaper:


Yes, that's right, it's the perfect gift, guaranteed to make everyone laugh- a remote-controlled farting teddy bear! Furthermore, this is apparently such endearing behavior, that your friends will want to hug the little stinker again and again:


I guess I'd better go rewrite my list to Santa...