Yesterday, Ben's preschool class -- to use his words -- "voted for the United States." What was anticipated to be a close race turned into a blowout as Cat won a mandate over Dog with a 7-3 popular vote victory (and an even more commanding 412-126 margin in the Electoral College). Exit polls revealed that voters approved of Cat's pro-nap policy and vocal support of legalizing catnip. These same polls also indicated that Dog was unable to close the "likeability gap" following the well-publicized "Hydrant-gate" scandal.
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